Stories, comedy, comics, essays, and stuff

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High Heels

Do I fetishize high heels as much as I feel I do?

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I Hate This Feeling

I turn into a misogynist every time a hot chick walks into the room.

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She Cries Beautifully

What I'm thinking when I stop talking in the middle of a fight.

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Standup Game of Thrones and Rape Culture

Another reason why so many jokes about rape fail.

Books I've written

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